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Wallace out of retirement for interview with Iran's president
Making up for that Hitler scoop he never got

They are now breeding a camel fast enough to deliver the weapon.

President Describes New Buldings as "Oooohhhh Wonderful"

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has begun building three warehouses to store future nuclear missiles in spite of UN opposition. He has labeled each warehouse "For the Jews", "For the Christians" and "Miscellaneous Bigotry"

Here in the USA we know that earthquakes are San Andreas fault.

Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good time but had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, "What do you really want, Son?" The Son said, "A Mickey Mouse Outfit." With that, the Shaw went out and bought him a uniform from the neighboring Fire Department.

At a meeting in Vienna, Austria on Friday, the United States, Britain, France, Austria and Russia agreed to provide Iran with limited nuclear technology if it ceases its program of uranium enrichment. As another incentive to Iran, the world powers have also agreed to kill a limited number of Jews.

The U.S. is seeking sanctions against Iran for its nuclear weapons program despite reports that it has made little progress in developing enriched uranium.
Upon hearing the words, "enriched urnanium," Dick Cheney took time out from studying the subtle differences between a Texas lawyer and a quail to order George W. Bush to order a massive airstrike against Iran.