Iran Jokes / Recent Jokes

Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good timebut had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, "What do you really want, Son?" TheSon said, "A Mickey Mouse Outfit." With that, the Shaw went out and bought him a uniform from theneighboring Fire Department.

In its ongong efforts to salvage its reputation from charges of rampant anti-Semitism on campus and in the classroom, Columbia University has now invited Iranian President Ahmadinejad to speak today. Opening for him will be Adolf Hitler's ghost.



Well that was supposed to be a joke, Folks. But here's the update, from Columbia dean John Coatsworth:

If Hitler were willing to engage in a debate, and a discussion, to be challenged by Columbia students and faculty, we would certainly invite him.
(Of course, both Ahmadinejad and Hitler would need far less security on a college campus than would speakers like George W. Bush, Benjamin Netanyahu or Ann Coulter.)

September 24 - September 30

"Everyone is focused on me making a bomb. Meanwhile, have you seen'Good Luck Chuck'".

- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, speaking before the UN in New York.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia University today, and was asked about his alleged abuse of homosexuals. The Iranian President denied any involvement saying, “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals.”

Ahmadinejad went on to say, “We don’t have any homosexuals because I killed them all.”

The International Atomic Energy Agency is debating whether to provide technical assistance to Iran for it's'peaceful' nuclear program. Despite clear evidence that the progam will produce weapons, Iran insists that it's goal is to create the worlds biggest EZ-Bake oven.

“You know Bill O’Reilly is in a little bit of trouble with the black folks. … He had dinner in Harlem with Al Sharpton - he must have lost a bet - and he discovered that black people use utensils when they eat. He said he was shocked and delighted to see there was no difference between a black-owned restaurant and a white-owned restaurant. Which is true, because apparently, they both serve crackers” –Bill Maher
“Last week during a speech to the NRA, Rudy Giuliani was interrupted by a cell phone call, which he stopped his speech to answer. Giuliani then told the audience, ‘That was my wife reminding me to pick up some milk at the 9-Eleven’” –Seth Meyers
“The Democrats had a very big week this week. They tacked a hate crimes bill onto the war spending bill. … Apparently, attacks on gays, they said, is also actually terrorism. I don’t have time to explain how this bill works, but next year, General Petraeus will be eligible for a Tony. ” –Bill more...

U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Friday that the United States is "not planning for a war with Iran."

"We didn't plan for the one in Iraq and we're not planning for this one." said Gates