Iran Jokes / Recent Jokes

In Tehran, Iranian police beat a group of women's rights demonstrators. "This is exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about," said one woman, as she was set on fire.

Iran's Holocaust denial conference earlier this week has been met with near universal condemnation. President Bush called it "an affront to the civilized world." British Prime Minister Tony Blair said it was "shocking beyond belief." Even Mel Gibson was outraged, saying "the accomodations were horrendous."

Archeologists think they have found Noah's Ark on a mountaintop in Iran. Said a jubilant digger, "The boat contains two of every animal, and one of Alexis Arquette."

The Pentagon was suprised by the test and by the fact that Iran has submarines.

INS: "He'll have to run across the Mexican border like everyone else."

"Stop my nuclear program? No way. Hell, they can't even make me straighten my Khomeni pictures..."

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran away when you answered before! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!