Iran Jokes / Recent Jokes

Javad Shamaqdari, the art and cinema adviser to Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, on Sunday demanded an apology from a visiting U.S. film-industry group for what he called insulting treatment of Iran in the movies "300" and "The Wrestler." He also demanded an apology for "Love Guru" because it was just plain bad.

Senator Arlen Spector said he wants to give Iran's President Ahmadinejad, "a piece of my mind."

He then mumbled, "you punk. Why I outta..." before walking away.

The new sanctions would include a ban on exports to Iran with the exception of Toyota vehicles.

George Bush rejected a plea from Israel last year to help it raid Iran's main nuclear complex. However, he said he would have supported a raid on Iran's "nucular" complex.

Ayatollah Khamenei, Iran's Supreme Leader, is considered "moderate" in comparison to President Ahmadinejad, which means he believes in beheading and stoning, but also recycling.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad scoffed at suggestions he's anti-Semitic yesterday.
"I'm not anti-Jew," he told reporters at the UN. "I prefer to think of myself as pro-Gibson."

Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four--one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.

Q: How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two thirds.

Q: How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Q: How many waitresses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. Two to stand around complaining about it and one to go get the manager.

Q: How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from.
Note: Topical to the 1987 Iran/Contra hearings.

Q: How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but he needs one Iranian, one Israeli, four Canadians, and Arab, twenty Swiss, and Afghan, and Oliver North to help him.
Note: Topical to the 1987 Iran/Contra hearings.

Q: How many loggers does it take to change more...