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Iran has banned the word'women' on Iranian TV - all references to'women's' issues' or'women's groups' will be changed to'family'.

First we're told there's no gays in Iran and now there's no women. That leaves men and little boys. Hmmmm.

"AM New York" (Aug. 24, 2006,)

"Iran nuke talks too little: U.S."

Well, you know our country. We always liked those chatty smart bombs.

A federal website posted documents that displayed blueprints on how to build an atom bomb. A scientist at Livermore Lab said the documents "would be helpful" to nations like Iran, while President Bush said, "Great! Can we invade now?"

Iran has rejected a U.S. offer of direct talks contingent on Iran ceasing its nuclear enrichment of uranium. An Iranian spokesperson explained that any direct talks must be without precondition-yet again striking down the U.S.'s attempt to enforce the use of deodorant before the meetings.

* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.
* Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
* Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
* Baby conceived naturally. . . scientists stumped.
* Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

* Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
* France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica.
* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
* George Z. more...

The SETTING: Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion THE FINALISTS: Ms. America Ms. Spain Ms. Britain Ms. Iran Ms. India Ms. Philippines QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen. QUESTION: Why do you say that? MS. AMERICA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman. (Applause... Applause) QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight. QUESTION: Why do you say that? MS. SPAIN: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. (Applause.... Applause) QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors. QUESTION: Why do you say that? MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance. (Applause... Applause) QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male more...

After the recount, the results were certified by Katherine Harris.