Iraq Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.
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Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
A: You shout out, "B-52"
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door burst open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and stewardess.
He held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill your brains all over the place. The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and says, "Look buddy, if you shoot me this plane will crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to the copilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place." But the copilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he could keel over at the shock of my being killed. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought more...
Iraqi citizens are being given flags, blankets, and even chickens to get them to vote. After a close election, Colonel Sanders has been elected president.
"Democrats," the President said on Monday, "want to leave Iraq before the job is done."
"The job," whispered an aide, "is to lure Jesus back to Earth before the President starts drinking again."
President Bush can't find WMD in Iraq, and can't do anything about gas prices, so he's come out for "Intelligent Design". I guess that shows that religion, not patriotism, is the last refuge of a politician.
In Miami, a deaf Iraqi girl had surgery which allowed her to hear words for the first time ever. She's headed back to Iraq, where the next word she's expected to hear is "incoming!"