Iraq Jokes / Recent Jokes
Between the ages of 15 and 18, a woman is like China or Iran. Developing at
a sizzling rate with a lot of potential, but as yet still not free or open.
Between the ages of 18 and 21, a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
half-discovered, half-wild and naturally beautiful, with bushland around the
fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 and 30, a woman is like America or Japan. Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries
with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 and 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 and 40, a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
have been half-destroyed during the war, but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is more...
President Bush said Friday that the fight in Iraq has been longer and more costly than expected. Kinda like O.J. Simpsons' freedom.
NBC news recently announced that, for the sake of accuracy, the network would now begin to refer to the conflict in Iraq as "a civil war."
The network then said that, for the same reasons, it would now refer to George Bush as "a blithering idiot."
The Florida Marlins are set to visit U.S. military troops in Iraq and Kuwait. Because that's how far they have to travel to find a Marlins fan.
President Bush conceded that "right now it's tough" for American forces in Iraq.
Donald Rumsfeld then added, "That's just'right now'. Tomorrow we'll be winning again."
Mel Gibson is preparing for his role as Iraqi leader, Saddam Hussein, in the Lifetime Movie, "No Bombs for Bagdad". "A heart wrentching story of a man and his love of F^%king with the U.S' head"
Also executed was his half-brother, Barzan Ibrahim.
Family dinner at the Hussein household probably included a lot of, "Well your brother invaded a country and killed hundreds of innocent civilians today. What did you do?"
It's not easy being an also-hanged.