Iraq Jokes / Recent Jokes
Senator John Warner spoke on Face the Nation about how America needs to consider any strategy except one that would “let Iraq fall into a civil war.” FALL into civil war? That’s like saying we can’t “let Tara Reid FALL into a state of drunken whoredom”. Frankly, the window of opportunity has already passed.
Republican Congressman Chuck Hagel is urging the President to find a new strategy in Iraq. “The American people are not going to continue to support a policy that puts American troops in the middle of a civil war,” Hagel said.on CNN’s Late Edition.
He also added, “If there’re senseless killing going on in Iraq, it’s gonna be Americans doing the senseless killing. Otherwise, we gotta get out.”
British Royal, Prince Harry has been deployed to Iraq as a tank commander. It has been reported that he will be kept away from dangerous areas, assigned a round the clock SAS protection squad and have a minimal tour of duty. On his off time he has been seen in the mess hall completing Rubix Cubes by peeling the stickers off and reapplying them to the correct locations and beating other soldiers at a game he invented called "Connect Two" in which he always goes first. Prince Harry was quoted as saying "The one thing I miss about England is my favorite past time of shooting barrels full of fish"
More Iraqis were killed in October than in any other month since the invasion in 2003, according to a recent U.N. report.
In other news, "suicide bomber" was the most popular Iraqi Halloween costume choice yet again this year.