Iraq Jokes / Recent Jokes

All of Iraq's Walmarts and Kmarts are turning into Targets.

President Bush has a meeting with Iraq's Sunni vice president, Tariq al-Hashemi. The President said, “We’ve got to bring all the factions in Iraq together. The Shiites, the Sunis and the Sushis.”

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,' Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied,' He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,' I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq. .'

The nun said,' I understand completely.'

The soldier added,' I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied,' If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.... I don't want to go to Iraq either.

A recent intelligence assessment has concluded that the Iraq war has actually increased the terrorism threat to the United States.
Upon hearing this, Venezualan President, Hugo Chavez declared, "If we'd known that, we would have been in favor of this war from the beginning."

Following Saddam Hussein's conviction and death sentence, Sunnis are expected to protest by bombing US troops, while Shiites, who were persecuted under Saddam, are expected to celebrate by bombing US troops.

Geroge Bush say`s his biggest regret was Iraq intelligence failure, while mine was voting for the S.O.B.

Senators Chuck Hagel of Nebraska and John Warner of Virginia have joined the growing number of Republican Congressmen who are urging the President to find a new strategy in Iraq. “Ideally this new strategy will involve never having actually gone in there,” says Hagel. “Can we make that happen?”