Iraq Jokes / Recent Jokes
"Without you, I'd have had to make up another reason to invade Iraq."
President Bush is opposed to setting a date to bring U.S. troops home from Iraq despite increasing pressure from members of his own Republican party for a change in war strategy. This is odd. Considering the president's stance on abortion and sexual education, you'd think he'd be a fan of early withdrawal.
Within the next 25 years, AIDS will be the third leading cause of death. Number one will be the war in Iraq.
At a UN forum in Sweden, Iraqi PM Nouri Maliki called on neighbouring countries to forgive debts and waive compensation payments for wars fought under Saddam Hussein. Iraq owes more than $60bn in total debt, with Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and Capital One among its biggest creditors. Said an Iraqi official, "Saddam was a sucker for the teaser rates."
...an iraqi reporter threw his pair of shoes in anger at president bush during his visit to iraq...the new york mets immediately offered him a contract for the upcoming season.
Saddam Hussein's lawyer implored world leaders to prevent the United States from handing over the dictator to Iraqi authorities for hanging. An Iraqi official said, “Our hands are tied at this point, but we plan to cut him loose soon."
On Friday, a Senate panel announced they are unable to find a link between Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda. "However," said one Senator, "we are very close to finding our balls."