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Baghdad, Iraq (CNN) -- Iraq unveiled a list of the country's most-wanted Sunday, including Saddam Hussein's wife and daughter.
New York, New York (CNN) -- In response to Iraq, Lenny Marcus unveiled a list of his most-wanted Sunday, including Keira Knightley, Kate Beckinsale, and just about any chick that the guy's slept with on "Entourage."

Paris (Associated Press) French to Send Surrender Advisors to Iraq In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques Chirac announced today that the French government will be supporting the War on Terror after all. Five hundred soldiers from the elite L'Abandonnement du Field d'Honneur Battalion de Fran?s (French Surrender Battalion) of the? ranger L?on (Foreign Legion) are in the process of shipping out to Iraq where they will assist the elite Iraqi Republican Guards in their inevitable surrender to the overwhelming might of the American and British Armed Forces. "Eet ees important to be haughty and insufferable when surrendering," said General Philippe de Peepee, the Commanding Officer of the Surrender Battalion, who has personally surrendered in more than 200 battles going back to Dien Bien Phu in 1954. "We French are ze world masters at surrendering, n'est ce pas, not like you arrogant Americans who never surrender. Ha, I spit on your filthy American more...

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At a school play three kids wore a mask and a long sheet covering their bodies. One kid was black, one kid was white and the other kid was from Iraq. The mothers walked in the play director said can I help you, the mothers said, we come for our kids. The director said, how can you identify your child. The black lady said the kid with the sandwhich is mine, the white lady said the kid with the rope is mine, the lady from Iraq said the kid with play gun is mine.

Iraq's Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq's navy has glass bottomed ships?

A: So the sailors can see their air force!

...the same way I look at "Sex & the City" on TBS. What's this still doing on my TV?

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is?
"Billy."
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess.
George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore more...