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TOP TEN TV SHOWS IN IRAQ
10. Husseinfeld
9. Mad About Everything
8. Allah McBeal
7. Wheel of Fortune and Terror
6. Achmed's Creek
5. The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right
4. Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest
3. The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show
2. Buffy the Slayer of American Imperialist Dogs
1. Suddenly Sanctions
Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them, they are going to invade Iran.
Q: What's the difference between Iraq's air force and the United State's Air Force?
A: The U.S. pilots break ground and fly into the wind.
Question: What's the difference between the War in Iraq and the Star Wars prequels?
Answer: One outlines the manipulation of a corrupt, complacent democracy using a manufactured war to facilitate the rise in power of an evil, oppressive empire...
...and the other has lightsabers.
By Terry Jones (of Monty Python)
February 20, 2002
Times Observer
To prevent terrorism by dropping bombs on Iraq is such an obvious idea that I can't think why no one has thought of it before. It's so simple. If only the UK had done something similar in Northern Ireland, we wouldn't be in the mess we are in today. The moment the IRA blew up the Horseguards' bandstand, the Government should have declared its own War on Terrorism. It should have immediately demanded that the Irish government hand over Gerry Adams. If they refused to do so - or quibbled about needing proof of his guilt - we could have told them that this was no time for prevarication and that they must hand over not only Adams but all IRA terrorists in the Republic. If they tried to stall by claiming that it was hard to tell who were IRA terrorists and who weren't, because they don't go around wearing identity badges, we would have been free to send in the bombers.
It is well known that more...
Two days after being sentenced to death for crimes against humanity, Saddam Hussein called on all Iraqis, Arabs and Kurds, to "forgive, reconcile and shake hands," adding that, "If Paris and Nicole can do it, so can we."
According to his lawyer, Saddam Hussein said he had doubled the workout on his treadmill to be in good shape before he was hanged.
A spokesman for Bally's Total Fitness in downtown Baghdad said the company would not refund the balance of Hussein's membership since it had a signed contract.
Separately, the FDA is investigating exaggerated weight-loss claims that the Bush Administration may have used in promoting their WMD Diet Plan.
"I Lost 215 Pounds in One Day!"*
-G.W. Bush, Washington, D.C.
* Results not typical. Individual results may vary. As always, you should consult a doctor before picking a fight with one of the world's superpowers.