Iraq Jokes / Recent Jokes
November 6 - November 12
"Well, I got nothing more to lose so I might as well say it. I'm gay! You heard right. Gay as it gets. Cast of'Urinetown' gay."
-Saddam Hussein, shortly after being sentenced to death for crimes against humanity.
An Air Force staff sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been relieved of her duties while the military investigates.
Meanwhile, 21,500 other troops will be exposed over the next year.
A military general recently said "The situation in Iraq is not winnable in any sense of the word'winnable.'"
However, it may be winnable in the sense of the word "loseable."
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:"Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U. S. Military Secrets Revealed" "Suddenly Sanctions" "Allah McBeal" "Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest" "Matima Loves Chachi" "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show" "Buffy The Slayer of Yankee Imperialist Dogs" "Wheel of Fortune and Terror" "Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers" "Achmed's Creek" "The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right" M*U*S*T*A*S*H "Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses" "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Mosque" "When Kurds Attack" "Just Shoot Me" "My Two Baghdads" "Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things" "Two Guys, a Girl and a Fatwah" "Totally Clothed Baywatch"
Deposed Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussein was hung last night.
His mysterious last words: "I'm no scar. Dot com."
Witnesses report the faint refrains of a ukelele playing in the wind.
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:
“Husseinfeld”
“Mad About Everything”
“U. S. Military Secrets Revealed”
“Suddenly Sanctions”
“Allah McBeal”
“Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest”
“Matima Loves Chachi”
“The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show”
“Buffy The Slayer of Yankee Imperialist Dogs”
“Wheel of Fortune and Terror”
“Iraq’s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers”
“Achmed’s Creek”
“The Price is Right If Saddam Says It’s Right”
M*U*S*T*A*S*H
“Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses”
“Two Guys, a Girl, and a Mosque”
“When Kurds Attack”
“Just Shoot Me”
“My Two Baghdads”
“Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things”
“Two Guys, a Girl and a Fatwah”
“Totally Clothed Baywatch”
Tony Blair is backpeddling after he agreed with an interviewer who called the war in Iraq a "disaster."
A spokesman for Blair called it a "slip of the tongue," explaining that he should have preceded it with "unmitigated."