Jabbed Jokes

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty !" shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn more...

There was a girl called mary and she was falling asleep in her R.E lesson, the teacher asked "mary who created the world?" the boy sitting behind her named Paul didn't want the class to get into trouble because mary was asleep and wouldn't answer the question so he jabbed her in the back with a pin and she cried "oh god!" and fell asleep again "very good mary!" the teacher said. Later, the teacher asked Mary "Who was the saviour of the world?" Paul jabbed mary with the pin again and she cried "jesus christ!!" and fell asleep again. Later the teacher wanted to test her knowledge and asked "Mary, what did eve say to adam after she had given birth to her 23rd baby?" Paul jabbed her in the back again and mary cried "if you stick that thing in me one more time i will snap it in half!!

A father and his little boy went to church. The sermon was on the long
side and the boy fell asleep.
This particular priest hated people going to sleep during his sermons.
When ever someone appeared to be sleeping the priest would ask them a
question to make sure they were paying attention.
When the priest noticed the boy sleeping, he went over and asked the boy
"Who is the ruler of the world?"
The boy's father jabbed the boy with a pen to wake him up. The boy felt
the jab, opened his eyes and exclaimed "God!".
The priest said correct, and continued on with his sermon. Sure enough
the boy fell back asleep. This time the priest asked "Who is the Son of
God?"
Again the father jabbed the boy with a pen, and he opened his eyes and
said "Jesus Christ!". The priest thanked the boy and continued on with his
sermon.
When the boy fell asleep the third time, the priest, livid with anger more...

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me April, who created the universe?" When April didn`t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, April didn`t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I`LL BREAK IT IN more...

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior," but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn th ing in me one more time, I'll more...