Jackson Jokes / Recent Jokes
Since Michael Jackson was 99% plastic he will be melted down and turned into Lego blocks. That way children can play with him for a change.
How did Michael Jackson get food posioning? He ate a nine year old weiner.
Q: what did the lady say to micheal jackson at the beach???
A: GET OUT OF MY SON
Did you hear that Pepsi hired Micheal Jackson again?
TO suck the little boy out of the bottle.
Michael Jackson went to church and confessed "Forgive me father, for I have sinned with young boys".
The priest replied "It's OK, I have done it also."
Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson get to the Pearly Gates together, and Farrah says "Before I see St. Peter, I should probably say I'msorry if my swimsuit poster caused impure thoughts for any teenageboys." Michael Jackson replies "Good idea. I'm sorry I never called tothank you."
the police searched michael jackson's house they found class a drugs in the lounge, class b drugs in the kitchen and class 5c in the bedroom!