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how do you know when Micheal jackson is having a party?
When you see little tricycles lied up in front of his mansion.
Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenegger are in an airplane. There are lots of kids on the plane with them.
Suddenly an engine catches fire. The plane is going to crash. Realising this, Arnie and Michael grab the only two parachutes on the plane.
"What about the kids?" asks Michael
"F**k the kids" Arnie replies
Michael thinks for a moment and says
"Do you think we have time?"
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, "How long before wecan have sex?"The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your momma Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his butt Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up Q: What do the gynecologist and the pizza delivery guy have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it. Q: Why does a bride wear white? A: Because the dishwasher should match the stove and the refrigerator. Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full Q: How is pubic hair like parsley? A: You push it to the side before you start eating Q: What is blonde, has six legs and roams Michael Jackson's dream every night? A: Hanson Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister more...
Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!
He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.
1.) You listen to it before you go to sleep 2.) You have you favorite songs in Mp2, Mp3, wav, and midi format 3.) You know the name of the song by hearing the first ten seconds of the song 4.) You tell your friends that Minmei is a bigger pop star then Michael Jackson and your friends point at you and laugh and say "Ha Michael Jackson" 5.) You go to Japan just to buy the Robot Carnival soundtrack 6.) You have all the Sailor Moon CDs 7.) You go to Japan and the only anime soundtrack that you bought is the North American Sailor Moon CD 8.) Somebody asked you if you listen to Smashing Pumpkins and you ask them what anime did they do 9.) You buy a CD player just for those Ranma CDs, love that Doco 10.) You have arguments which female band is sexier Spice Girls, En Vogue, or Doco 11.) You can actually say which member of Doco sounds better (Megumi Hayashibara in my opinion) 12.) J-pop is next on your list 13.) Zip disk and Jaz disks filled with anime music that you downloaded more...