Jackson Jokes / Recent Jokes
A minister was sitting reading the newspaper, and listening to the ball game on the television when his beautiful nine year old daughter ran into the room, jumped onto his lap and asked:
"Daddy? Who is God?"
"Sweetheart, that will be the subject of tonights sermon, can you wait' till church tonight, listen to what I have to say and then make your own decisions, or would you really like to discuss it now?"
"Yeah--I can wait daddy thanks" and off she ran to play with the dog.
Later at church, all is quite and the minister starts his sermon. Throwing his right arm in the air and shouts: "GOD" and then a little softer voice, and lowering his arm "is neither man---- nor woman" and looks around at the congregation.
All is quite with the exception of a few "Praise the lords" & "Amen brothers." After a slight pause the preacher again throws his right arm in the air and again shouts: more...
A guy walked up to me and asked why I had a license plate frame on my van that said "I beat Michael Jackson". I said that that self-declared sissy Michael Jackson had challenged me, a real man, to a game of jacks. I probably could even beat him at drugging little boys, if I wanted to, so I said yes. And I did- went all the way through 12s when she, I mean he, was still on 3.
That queer could not understand the concept of grabbing 4 because he was stuck on grabbing 3- A LITTLE PENIS AND 2 LITTLE BALLS!!!
Why is Michael Jackson dating twenty-eight year olds?
The answer is:
Because there's twenty of them!
(twenty eight year olds....)
Why is Michael Jackson's new album entitled "Bad?"
Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic."
Q Why did Michael Jackson go to wall mart? A Because they had little boy pants 1/2 off.