Janet Jokes / Recent Jokes

Attorney General Janet Reno, in charge of the effort to indict Microsoft on anti-trust charges, disclosed in a press conference that she doesn't understand or use personal computers, saying she never could differentiate what's on the' hard drive' vs. the' soft drive'...

... Maybe that explains why she's done such a lousy job on the Clinton sex scandal, too...

Janet's son, Trevor, lived in Georgia with his mom. Over the summer, Trevor went to California. On his way back to home, he decided to stop at an "adult video" store. The manager asked if he had an account. He admitted he didn't, and asked to start one. The manager asked for his phone number and he gave it to them. The manager then replied, "It says that the account is under the name of Janet."