Jay Leno Jokes / Recent Jokes

Jay Leno is making news by suing an author for reprinting his jokes. Ironically, a small town newspaper placed the story under a picture of a cow named Michael Jackson being milked to death.

"A cow named Michael Jackson? Does it moo walk?" - Jay Leno

An apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away; HMOs do.

But to really stay healthy, medical research has found
a daily joke can reduce hospitalizations by 10% in a year.

In the double-blind placebo controlled study, participants
were offered 1-4 jokes each morning. Participants receiving 4
jokes did twice as well as those receiving only one joke. Material was stolen
from the work of Dave Chappelle, Jay Leno, Bill Cosby, David Letterman.

The placebo group received Carlos Mencia.