Jessica Jokes / Recent Jokes
An Entertainment Tonight reporter was interviewing Jessica Simpson recently, when Jessica took off her shoes. The reporter noticed each shoe had written inside, in small letters, TGIF, and asked Jessica about it. "Oh, that?" Jessica replied. "Just a little helpful reminder, because I can be pretty sleepy in the mornings. It means Toes Go in First."
A priest in Texas has condemned Jessica and Ashlee Simpson for using sex to sell their music, saying, "Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell."
Thank God they have their plastic surgeon on speed-dial.
According to Life & Style Magazine, romantic sparks are flying between comedian Dane Cook and his, "Employee of the Month" co-star Jessica Simpson. Cook would not confirm the rumor, however he does list, "Comics who've F-ed Jessica Simpson" as one of his MySpace groups.
Amazon announced today that based on Jessica's movie performance that her new book due out next year will be the company's first title that goes "Straight to Kindle".