Jhonny Jokes

One day Billy and Johnny were sitting in the park wondering why grownups have so much fun cursing.Finally Jhonny says to Billy,"Tommorow your gonna say' hell' and I'll say' ass."
So the next morning thier father calls them down for break feast."Billy,what do you want?" "Uhhh,what the hell,I'll have Froot Loops!" SMACK! Right on the back of the head. So he turns to Jhonny."What do you want!" "You can bet your ass I'm not going to ask for Froot Loops."

there was a popular girl at school and she wanted to have sex.so she asked a boy there if he would his name was jhonny humper harder, so he said yes.when he started humping her his mom walked in"jhonny humper harder!"she scolded. the rest of his family walked in and did the same.he said"if i hump her any harder my penis will itch.

Jhonny is 18 and in the 8th grade. Homework is hard for him.
One day, Jhonny got an easy homework assignment that required
him to put each of the following vocabulary words in a
sentence. Here's what he wrote, Ebonic style.
1. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the' hotel' everybody.
2. RECTUM - I had two Caddilacs, but my ol'lady' rectum' both.
3. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol'me if I mess' disappontment'
they gonna send me back to the big house.
4. FORECLOSE - If I pay ailmoney this month, I'll have no money
' foreclose'
5. CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, somebody
give that' cata omb.'
6. ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looks
fake. He said No' israel.'
7. UNDERMINE - There's fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment
' undermine.'
8. TRIPOLI - I was gonna my ol'lady a bra, but I couldn't find' tripoli.'
9. STAIN - My mother-in-law more...

There once was aboy named Johnny who went into a toy store, took a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper fake money and started to leave. The shopkeeper told him, "Excuse me litlle boy this is not real money".
Little jhonny walked towards the exit without giving a reply. the shopkeeper repeated himself and Jhonny kept walking. The third time shopkeeper said "I'm sorry, young man, but this is not real money ".
Jhonny lookes at the plane in his hands, looks at the shopkeeper and finally said "This isn't a real plane too".