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We had a couple over to dinner the other night and the woman was complaining about her male boss. Mrs JimJr, trying to console her, said simply, "When it comes to women, all men become idiots, when they're the boss."
I piped up and said, "Hey, now wait just minute there, I was a boss."
Tilting her head in my direction, Mrs JimJr said to the lady, "See???"

We had a couple over to dinner the other night and the woman was complaining about her male boss. Mrs JimJr, trying to console her, said simply, "When it comes to women, all men become idiots, when they're the boss."
I piped up and said, "Hey, now wait just minute there, I was a boss."
Tilting her head in my direction, Mrs JimJr said to the lady, "See???"

Last year Mrs JimJr and I took separate vacations. I cleaned out the garage, while she straightened up the basement.
Mrs JimJr is something to take on vacation anyway. I swear!!! That woman is descended from Noah. She takes two of everything.
Last time we went down to Hilton Head in South Carolina, we got lucky and made real good time. The main highway was open while the detour was being repaired.
I once worked with a very attractive single girl who loved to go on vacation. Each year when Rene returned, she'd give ya a beau-by-beau account of her two weeks.
Italy was fantastic. Rome took my breath away. Venice left me speechless. And then there was Florence... she got me for over $500 in Traveler's Checks.
Mrs JimJr seems to feel one should get their money's worth on vacation. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to frolic every minute or not. But once when I was sitting in a beach chair on the sand, she came out of the surf and said, "This is costing us $300 a day - more...