Joe Biden Jokes

During an appearance on Sunday's Meet the Press, Vice-President Joe Biden said that Dick Cheney's a fine fellow who's entitled to his own opinion, but he's not entitled to rewrite history. Viewers were absolutely stunned when they heard fine, fellow, and Dick Cheney in the same sentence.

Mr. Toyota made a statement that fixing safety problems is a number one priority. When asked if he was satisfied with that statement Joe Biden stated, “I think we should hear what Mr. General Motors has to say.”

The volcano in Iceland has been spewing its contents continuously for so long that scientists have named it Joe Biden.

...president Obama is concerned over Joe Biden shooting his mouth off and disclosing where the secret vice-presidential emergency compound is...Obama is worried that next Biden is going to tell everyone where Waldo is.

If states misuse stimulus money, the Obama administration may pull the money or embarrass the states, Vice President Joe Biden said today. Just yesterday, Biden gave North Carolina a Wet Willy.