Biden Jokes

During an appearance on Sunday's Meet the Press, Vice-President Joe Biden said that Dick Cheney's a fine fellow who's entitled to his own opinion, but he's not entitled to rewrite history. Viewers were absolutely stunned when they heard fine, fellow, and Dick Cheney in the same sentence.

Vice President Biden says Cheney was'dead wrong' in his criticism of the new administration's security policy. Cheney says Biden is'half right'.

Joe Biden said Sarah Palin has a lot of style and charisma, but no substance. He made the remark after looking at his notes from eight months ago and writing the name "Sarah Palin" over "Barack Obama".

Obama is up in the polls by McCain’s age right? Like 70 points? But I still feel sorry for the O-man. I don’t think Joe Biden is working out as well as Obama had planned. I mean, first Biden makes up a story about being shot down in Afghanistan, then he says that FDR was president when the market crashed in the 20s. Then he says j-o-b-s is 3-letter word. Do you think Obama is saying, ‘damn, I wish I had picked the chick?’

...president Obama is concerned over Joe Biden shooting his mouth off and disclosing where the secret vice-presidential emergency compound is...Obama is worried that next Biden is going to tell everyone where Waldo is.