Jugglers Jokes

Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Q:How do you kill a circus?
A:Go for the juggler!

Juggler: "I think someone's out to get me"
Friend: "what makes you think that?"
Juggler: "Yesterday I received a package containing three hand grenades!"

Juggler walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm. Says to the barman' do you serve clowns here'
"sure" replies the barman.
'great' says the juggler' I'll have a beer for myself and a clown for my alligator.

Q: how many jugglers does it take change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to change it, eight to say "I can do that" and the tenth to say "That's my trick!"

Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they do it over and over and over again.

Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they insist on showing each variation of possible changes.

Q: What's the more...

Q) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One, but it takes 3 lightbulbs.

Little Johnny is excited because the circus has come to town and his mum has got front row tickets for him. Finally the evening comes and Little Johnny and his mum go off to the big top. Little Johnny sits there and enjoys the lions and the tigers and the jugglers and the trapeze artists, and finally out comes little Johnny's favourites, the clowns.

Johnny is loving the clowns and their humorous japes until one of the clowns comes up to him and says, "Little boy are you the front end of an ass?" "No," replies little Johnny. "Are you the rear end of an ass?" "No," replies little Johnny again. "In that case," says the clown, "you must be no end of an ass." Little Johnny is distraught and he runs out of the circus and all the way home in tears.

When his mum catches up with him she says, "Little Johnny don't worry, your Uncle Marvo, the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee, is coming to stay more...