Julia Jokes

In her own eyes, Julia was the most popular girl around. "A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when I marry."
"Really?" said her date, "And just how many men are you intending to marry?"

TALKSHOW: KQED radio announced a few days ago that due to lack of
funding, it was canceling its Perspectives commentaries. Next
morning, Doug Edwards was checking the call-in tape for listener
reaction and came across this from a women on her car phone: "My
name is Julia. Longtime listener. I'm very upset that you're canceling
Perspectives and I'm considering canceling my support. Please
reinstate -," followed by the sound of squealing brakes, a crash,
shattering glass, and Julia yelling "Oh s..., you've made me so mad
I just rear-ended the f...er in front of me. Have to go now." Click.
Poor Julia. Funds were restored, and Perspectives is back on the air.
[KQED is a listener supported public radio station.]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Julia.
Julia who?
Julia want some milk and cookies? Knock Knock
Who's there!
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want to come in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want some milk and cookies!

Teacher: Julia, how can you say Asshole in a nicer way?
Julia: As holes.