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3 guys got stranded in the jungle and had no food. then they were found by 4 cannibals who then took the 3 men to there king.so the king says to them " you 3 men go out into the jungle and bring back 10 of the same fruit but you cant all have the same." so one of the men came back with apples and the king told him that if he could shove all of the apples up his arse without an expression on his face he would let him go. so the man got to 3 apples and screamed out in pain so the king had a little snack and ate him. another one of the 3 men came back with cherries and the king told him the same thing. so the man got to 9 cheries and burst out into laughter . so the king then decided to have another little snack and eat him. these 2 men then met in heaven and ther man who died 1st said "why did you start laughing you could have made it out of there alive ?" the other man said "i couldnt help it i turned round and saw the other guy coming up with pineapples more...

Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file. The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereafter. A few moments later, the front tiger feels what seems to be the other tiger's tongue, applied just below his tail. The tiger disapproves of this action, but doesn't want to start anything by bringing it up. Then, the tiger again feels the tongue, again in the same place. He decides to confront the after tiger, and asks him, "Did you just lick me twice in the butt?" The other tiger replied: "Yeah, sorry about that. I just ate a lawyer and I was trying to get the taste out of my mouth."

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle? The Elephants foreskin.

What do tigers sing at Christmas?
' Jungle bells, jungle bells. ..'

Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders. He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for booka. The tribe starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. the cheif then rips the explorers pants off and fucks him in the ass.
The cheif calls the second explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well not wanting to die either, he opts for booka. The tribe again starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. The cheif rips the second guys pants off and fucks him in the ass.
The chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the third guy has a little more self respect and thinks death would be better than being violated in front of hundreds of tribesman, so he opts for death. The chief turns to the tribe and screams "DEATH BY BOOKA!"

A black man's walking thru the jungle, hands scraping the ground, when all of a sudden he hears a distant sound.... ChangLingWang, WungChonLee "What da fuck was that?" he says to himself. Then he keeps on strolling through the jungle. A few seconds later, he hears it again! Only much louder... PoeMangFu, WongTonChi All of a sudden he comes across an open clearing, in the jungle, and he sees a beautiful pond about 50 ft. in front of him. And standing on the edge of the pond, he sees an Asian man. He then proceeds to walk towards this Asian and once upon him, he asks him whether he knows where that particular sound from the jungle is coming from.
"OOhhh, yes. You see, this is a magic pond that tell you your ANCESTORS names by skipping a rock on it. Watch and listen." With that, the Asian throws the rock, and as it skips, the mystical noise is heard once again... WooLangChing, HungWongLo The Asian then offers the black man a try, and hands him a rock. And with more...

Born in Jungle =
Sher Khan.

Born in Summer =
Sharbat Khan.

Born in War =
Barood Khan.

Born in Anger =
Ghazab Khan.

Born in Horror =
Haybat Khan.

Born near Ocean =
Samandar Khan.

Born near Garden =
Gul Khan.

Born with Abnormal features =
Ajab Khan.

Born with out Brain =
Shahid Afridi Khan.