Junior Jokes / Recent Jokes
Junior was one of those holy terrors. Junior's dad was surprised when his wife purchased the boy a bike for his birthday.
"Do you really believe that'll help improve his behavior? " he said.
"Well, no," she admitted, "But it'll spread it over a wider area."
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each”
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. “Pfufffff and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted “I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. ”Pfufffff and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, “I want these two idiots back right now. ” Pfuffff ……….: p
Lesson: - ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST
JUNIOR: Mum, how would you describe your life before and after having me as your child?
MUM: Well, Junior, I would describe it like this: before having you as a child I was happy until...
JUNIOR: Until what mum?
MUM: Until I had you as child of mine after that I WAS TOO TIRED TO KNOW IF I WAS HAPPY OR NOT!
Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in and have us a drank."
"But we's privates," protests Junior.
"NO, we's sergeants now," says Bubba, pulling him inside
"Now, Junior, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drank."
"But, we's privates," says Junior.
"You blind, boy!" says Bubba, pointing at his stripes. "We's Sergeants now!"
So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba.
"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to take you someplace and make you feel good -- but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Junior, go look in the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means. If it's good, give me the okay more...
Unhappy At The State Of Junior's Room, His Mother Came Up With A New Rule.
Each Time She Had To Pick Something Up Off The Floor From His Room, Junior Would Have To Pay Her A Dime.
At The End Of The Week, She Added Up The Chores And Demanded Twenty Rupees.
Junior Paid Her And Said, "Thanks, Ma, Keep Up The Good Work!"
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm:? Justice prevailed.? The senior partner replied in haste,? Appeal immediately.?
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license.
To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive.
Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man.
"Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years."