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Jon Gosselin emptied the joint bank account of his and wife, Kate Gosselin, leaving her very little money.
So, from now on, the show will be titled, "Kate and Eight...Dollars..."

Reality show stars Jon and Kate Gosselin of TLC's "Jon & Kate plus 8" are finally getting a divorce after months of feuding.
There will be a new reality show to cover the divorce proceedings, to be called "Jon & Kate plus 8 Jewish attorneys."

Kate Hudson and rocker husband Chris Robinson have separated. A source inside the Hudson camp blames Robinson's scraggly appearance, saying, "That beard traps more food than Kirstie Alley's mouth."

The big question is who will get custody of the kids: Jon, Kate, or Madonna?

A pair of nude photographs is being auctioned off of supermodel Kate Moss and they’re expected to sell for $74,000.

Or for two bucks, collectors can purchase the cheaper visual equivalent, a photo of a blonde wig and cable wire.