Kehta Jokes / Recent Jokes

Ek banda dusre ko kehta he ke phone karne se pehle 2 lagao. Dusra us ko 2 thapparr marta he or phone karta he. Wo phir kehta he ke yeh thappar kyun? Wo kehta he ke aap ne khud yehi hi kaha tha ke phone karne se pehle do lagao. HAHAHAHA

A judge irritated by a lawyer's behaviour, admonished him,
"You are crossing the limits."
"Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai," roared the lawyer.
"How dare you call me saala? I'll have you charged for
'contempt of court'," said the judge angrily.
"My lord misunderstood me," replied the lawyer coolly, "I do not
call you saala, all I said was kaun sa law aisa kehta hai...