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How did Hellen Keller's mother punish her???
rearranging her furniture.

Today is the anniversary of the day Helen Keller learned to spell water. Today, most schoolkids can't spell it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.

Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
A. She screamed her hands off.

Question: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only 1 hand?
Answer: So she can moan with the other.