Keller Jokes / Recent Jokes
how did hellen keller brake her arm?: she tried to read a stop sign going 50mph
How did Hellen Keller burn the right side of her face?
She answered the iron.
How did she burn the left side of her face?
They called back.
What 3 things did Hellen Keller's parents do to punish her?
1. Locked her in a circular room and told her to go stand in the corner.
2.Rearanged the furniture when she didn't know.
3.Left a plunger sitting in the toilet.
Q: What was the cruelest present under the Keller Christmas tree?
A: Rubiks Cube!
Q: What was the second cruelest present under the Keller Christmas tree?
A: Paint By Numbers!
Question: What does Helen Keller do with the other hand when she masturbates
Answer: Moans