Kiasu Jokes

Always must win Never mind what they think Borrow but never return Outdo everyone you know Cheap is good Pay only when necessary Don't trust anyone Quit while you are ahead Everything also must grab! Rushing and pushing wins the race Free! Free! Free! Sample are always welcome Grab first talk later Take but don't give Help yourself to everything Unless it's free forget it I first, I want, I everything Vow to be number one Jump queue Winner takes it ALL! ALL! ALL! Keep coming back for more Yell if necessary to get what you want Look for discount Zebras are kiasu because they want to Must not lose face be both black and white at the same time