Kim Jong-il Jokes

After learning that Kim Jong-il had ordered and completed a test of North Korea’s nuclear weapons, Assistant Secretary of State, Christopher Hill was quoted as saying, “He’s really going to rue the day he made this decision.” After that, Hill was also quoted as saying, “Rats! Foiled again!” and “Jinkies!”


It’s possible that our friends in the State Department watch a bit too much Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Kim Jong Il has cancer. He will be succeeded by his oldest son, Kim Jong Healthy.

October 16 - October 22
"You leave my brother Sang-Shin out of this."

-North Korean leader Kim Jong-il, responding to the U.N.'s threat of'sanctions.'

Here are the full results of the poll.
Britons Most Wary of:
5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
4. Kim Jong-iL
3. George Bush
2. Osama bin Laden
1. Dentists

The finger pointing continues in Washington when reporters asked who let Kim Jong Il get the bomb? Now, were they talking Nukes or did someone send North Korea a copy of Gigli?