Poll Jokes

The AP pre-season poll came out, and yet again, the best college team in the country is the New York Knicks.

Tonight on the 6:00 news, a recent poll by "USA Today" showed that 9 out of 10 people said that out of 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9!

A Washington Post/ABC News poll reveals that more than 80% of Americans favor major changes in the way elections are conducted.
Chage number one BETTER CANDIDATES!

CNN's latest poll results are in, so brace yourself: Tiger Wood's popularity has plummeted.
CNN's next poll question: "OK, who totally likes ICE CREAM??!!"

Coincidentally, a new Chinese poll reveals that Wal-Mart also best symbolizes China since most of Wal-Mart's merchandise is made there.