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IIn a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq`s missile threat. Hey, he`s a guy.

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CNN's latest poll results are in, so brace yourself: Tiger Wood's popularity has plummeted.
CNN's next poll question: "OK, who totally likes ICE CREAM??!!"

A Washington Post/ABC News poll reveals that more than 80% of Americans favor major changes in the way elections are conducted.
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Here are the full results of the poll.
Britons Most Wary of:
5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
4. Kim Jong-iL
3. George Bush
2. Osama bin Laden
1. Dentists

Coincidentally, a new Chinese poll reveals that Wal-Mart also best symbolizes China since most of Wal-Mart's merchandise is made there.

The AP pre-season poll came out, and yet again, the best college team in the country is the New York Knicks.