Bumps Jokes

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn't they be more specific and say "employees of THIS place only"?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway, aren't they?
Did you know there is a page 666 in The Bible?
If you could walk through the walls, wouldn't you fall through the floor?
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
Do birds pee?
What does OK actually mean?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about more...

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for' Suck here.'

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: Its Braille for Suck here.

A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your d*ck is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room
221."

Clinton bumps into a new intern in the hall. He stops, stares at her
a moment and then asks "are you new here?"
The intern replies "Why yes, I am, this is my second day."
"I thought so," said Clinton, "I didn't think I had come across your face
before..."