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Q. What's the difference between a pay cheque and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your pay cheque.
Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.
Q. Why did God give women nipples.
A. To make suckers out of them.
Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A. A woman that won't do what she's told.
Q. What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
A. Marriage.
Q. Why are hangovers better than women?
A. Hangovers will go away.
Q. What's a clitoris?
A. A hood ornament.
Q. What's the only bad thing about the 69 position?
A. The view.
Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A. Its Braille for "suck here."
Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their more...
A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your d*ck is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room
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one day a man said to his son go get some fruit pills from the chemist.so the boy is skipping down the road chanting " fruit pills for daddy, fruit pills for daddy" and he runs into a poll and bumps his head and forgets what he was saying. then he got up saying root pills for daddy, root pills for daddy he gets to the chemist and says can i have some root pills please and the lady says yes but tell your daddy that he needs to take 1 every 24 hours.the boy is skipping home chanting 1 every 24 hours,1 every 24 hours and bumps into a poll.then he gets up saying 24 every 1 hour, 24 every 1 hour he gets home gives his father the pills and says take 24 every 1 hour.the father reads the bottle and says these are not fruit pills go back and get some.so the boy is runing chanting fruit pilss for daddy, fruit pills for daddy and runs into a poll he gets up saying root pills for daddy, root pills for daddy.he gets to the chemist and asks for some root pills the lady asks how are you more...
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for' Suck here.'
zebra walks on the farm, bumps into the cow! hey miss cow what do you do on this farm; i supply the farmer with milk;; he wonders a little further . and pumps into the chicken! hey miss chicken what do you do on this farm;; i supply the farmer with eggs,, ok then he bumps into the stallion!!! hey mister stallion, what do you do on this farm;;;;; if you take off them fancy... striped pjays... i, ll show you.