Poll Jokes / Recent Jokes

Tonight on the 6:00 news, a recent poll by "USA Today" showed that 9 out of 10 people said that out of 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9!

At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the audience which sort of taxation they found fairest. There was a pause, and then a white-haired man in the back raised his hand. "The poll tax," he said."But the poll tax was repealed," replied the commissioner. "Ay-ah," declared the man, "that's what I like about it."

A recent poll found that 50% of all lawyers graduated in
the bottom half of their class.

A Harris Interactive poll found that 57% of Americans believe that sending text messages while driving should be banned- and only used in an emergency.

Such as:

OMG! I'm totally about to crash YGBSM!:o TTYL

A newGallup Poll says that 59% of Americans believe that they will bebetter off at this time next year. In a related poll, 98% of thoseAmericans say that same thing every year.