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Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.
His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.
He'll find a lonely telephone booth, dial the number of a teacher, and exclaim -
"Is this Mrs. Jones, the kindergarten teacher at P.S. 41?"
When the teacher answers yes, Dave goes into his act...
"Wee-ee, poo-poo ca-ca!"

When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When she got to thelittle boy in the second row, he said: "I'll give you ahint. First it's in your hand, then it's in your mouth, and then it's in your tummy."The teacher smiled and said: "OK, Dick, sit down."

Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.He'll find a lonely telephone booth, dial the number of a teacher, and exclaim - "Is this Mrs. Jones, the kindergarten teacher at P.S. 41?"When the teacher answers yes, Dave goes into his act..."Wee-ee, poo-poo ca-ca!"