Kitchy Jokes

Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled... isn't she adorable?" Friend: "But your kid didn't smile." Father: "I was talking about the nurse."

Father: (at the hospital looking through the glass at the newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled! Isn't she adorable?"
Friend: "But your kid didn't smile."
Father: "I was talking about the nurse."

Father: (at the hospital looking through the glass at the newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled! Isn't she adorable?"
Friend: "But your kid didn't smile."
Father: "I was talking about the nurse."

Q: What do you call a guy with no legs in leaves?
A: Russle!

Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy
A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk

Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses

Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko

Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?
A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.