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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was hit by the first koala
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game and joined in
Why did the boy fall off his bike?
Because he was hit by falling koalas.

A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour, and just when he was going to do it again, the barkeep told him if he was looking for a good time, there was some one in the back room who could help him, the koala decides why not and goes into the back room. There he meets a prostitute who is waiting for him. That night he has the best sex he has ever had. After the prostitute turns to the koala and says, "How about my money," the koala looked confused and the prostitute brought out a dictionary and it said...PROSTITUTE: Has sex for money.
So in response the koala turn to the definition for the koala and it says. KOALA: Eats bush and leaves.

A Koala walks into a bar.
A hooker comes up to the Koala and says, "hey hairy, want a date?"
The Koala says sure, and they sit in a booth in the corner.
The hooker and the Koala start to get-it-on and end up with the Koala performing oral sex on the hooker.
Afterwards the hooker tries to get her money, but the Koala refuses.
"Hey," says the hooker, "don't you know the definition of a hooker?"
And the Koala says, "No, sorry, I don't."
And the hooker says, "it's someone who has sex for money."
And the Koala says, "Well I guess you don't know the definition of a Koala."
"What's that?" asks the hooker.
"An animal that eats bushes and leaves."

THESE ALL GO TOGETHER: Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?? A: It died Q: Why did the 2nd Koala fall out of the tree? A: It got hit by the first one. Q: Why did the 3rd Koala fall out of the tree? A: Peer Pressure. Q: Why did the mailman die?? A: He got hit by 3 Koala's. (drum noises) I thought that they were so corny they were funny. *

Q. Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because it was dead.
Q. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because the first koala knocked it out on his way down.

A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute. She wakes up shocked and sees this koala bear going down on her, and she decides that since it feels so good she'll let him finish. The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him "Hey, you have to pay for that". The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door. The prostitute yells at him again, "Hey you have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute". She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition. PROSTITUTE (n) a person receiving payment for sexual services. The koala shrugs, takes the dictionary and turns the pages to the definition of koala bear. KOALA (n.) a small bear that eats bushes and leaves.

Koala bear walks into a bar and picks up a woman. Takes her back to his place and perfoms oral sex on her. After satisfying her he just gets up to leave.
She insist that he stay longer. He hands her a handout from Australlia that idetifies him as an animal that "eats bushes and leaves."