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A koala enters a popular tavern in Melbourne and sits down at the bar. It isn`t long after he`s sipping on a martini when he`s approached by a prostitute. She sits down next to him and asks him if he`d like to have sex with her in the back room. Being a typical male, the koala complies and follows the slut to the back room. He wails away on her and then returns to the bar. He grabs his coat and heads for the door.
He doesn`t quite make it out before the hooker asks him where he is going and when he intended on paying her for the sex. She tells him to look up the word "prostitute" in the dictionary.
It read "prostitute-one who receives money for sex"
The koala then hands the dictionary to the prostitute and tells her to look up "koala."
It read "koala-a member of the marsupial family who eats bush and leaves."

A Koala bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich and the bartender brings him a sandwich
The Koala eats the sandwich and gets up, spins around, pulls a pistol out of his pouch, shoots the piano player, an proceeds to walk out of the bar.
The bartender, in shock, shouts to the Koala, "hey who do you think you are, you ate my sandwich and shot my piano player, and just where do you think your going!
The Koala replies, "Hey I'm a Koala. Look it up."
The frustrated bartender pulls out a dictionary from behind the bar and looks up Koala: "n. a marsupial that eats shoots and leaves."

A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour, and just when he was going to do it again, the barkeep told him if he was looking for a good time, there was some one in the back room who could help him, the koala decides why not and goes into the back room. There he meets a prostitute who is waiting for him. That night he has the best sex he has ever had. After the prostitute turns to the koala and says, "How about my money," the koala looked confused and the prostitute brought out a dictionary and it said... PROSTITUTE: Has sex for money. So in response the koala turn to the definition for the koala and it says. KOALA: Eats bush and leaves.

a Koala bear was bored and had nothing to do, so he decided to pick up a hooker, after he was done with her, he told her U can leave now, the hooker picked up a dictionary and said the definition of hooker "gets paid for sex". the Koala bear picked up a dictionary and said the definition of Koala bear "eats bush and leaves"

A friend of mine sent this to me and I would like to share it with all of you.
A Koala bear and a hooker were having sex, during the sex the Koala bear goes down on the hooker.
After they were finished the Koala bear got up and started to walk out. The hooker stopped him and said you have to pay me.
The koala bear shook his head. So, the hooker pulls out a dictionary and shows the bear the defintion of a hooker - have sex and get paid for it.
The Koala bear then asked for the dictionary and show ed her the definition of a Koala bear - eats bush and leaves.

Thank you Pieta for this joke submission.... very funny

Why did the first Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?

It was stapled to the first.

Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?

It thought suicide was in.

Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree?

It had a grand piano tied to it's foot.

Why did the fifth Koala fall out of the tree?

It was hit by the piano stool.

Why did the Kangaroo drop dead?

It was hit by 5 Koalas and a grand piano.