Ladie Jokes / Recent Jokes

Child Ballad 37 deals with Thomas the Rhymer. . . this piece is based upon that and, of course, interaction I observed among SCAdians

True Aubrey in Lady Christiana's Den
(or Spare Room, as the case may be: -)

1 Lord Aubrey visited a shire
And he beheld a ladie gay,
A ladie whose hospitalitie
Was knowne through mundane Thunder Bay

2 Her manor ringed around with snow
Was warm, and lit with lanterns bryht
Ant for Aubrey, who sought crash space
Looked fair to spend the nyht

3 True Aubrey he took off his hat,
And bowed him low down till his knee:
' All hail, thou Queen of Heaven's Lodging!
For its peer on earth I never did see.'

4' O no, O no, Lord Aubrey,' she says,
' This hall is not that which you name;
I offer but my humble home,
If you've come here for to visit me.

* * * * *

5 But ye maun stay wi me now, Aubrey,
Dear Sherriff, ye maun stay more...

this ladie needed new blinds so she rung up the company and said i need sum new blinds and they said ok i will be there tommorow.
so the next day the ladie decided to have a shower and while she was in the shower the door bell rang and she asked who is it and he said it is the blind man so thinking that the guy was blind she goes out naked and opened the door and the guy said nice tits
GET IT the blind man HAHAHAHAHAHA =)
WANKERS !!!

guy walks up to a door in china town, knocks on the door when the ladie opens the door she asks what does he want, the guy replys, i wanna get fucked the ladie says give me 25.00 the guy gives her 25.00 and she closes the door 20 mininets go by and the guy is still waiting out side.so he knocks on the door and the ladie answers she says what do you want? the guy replys i wanna get fucked she replys again?