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Not so deep in the swamplands of Louisiana, a Cajun's wife went into labor in the middle of the night.
The doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold dis high so I can see what I'm doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there," said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put dat lantern down. I think dere's another one coming."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a babygirl.
"Hold dat lantern up, don't set it down, dere's another one!" said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "Don't put down dat lantern, it seems dere's yet another one a coming!" cried the doctor.
The Cajun scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor, "You tink it might be da light that's attractin' 'em?"

A man and his wife live in a row house where all of the houses look alike. The wife tells the husband that every time he goes out he returns to the wrong house and disturbs the neighbors.
To fix the problem the man puts a lantern on his porch to remind him of his house.
So, like clockwork he goes out and gets plastered. Upon returning home he sees the lantern and says to himself "There's my house and there's the lantern I put on the porch."
Satisfied with himself he walks onto the porch and puts his key in the door, "I knew it, this my house cause my key works."
Now even more impressed with himself, he enters into the house and goes to his bedroom. Upon entering he exclaims, "I knew this was my house cause there is my wife, and there I am in bed with her!"

Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am
doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor.Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby."No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin'' em?

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor
in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist
in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the
father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see
what I am
doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the
doctor.
"Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down....I think there's yet
another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby
girl. "No,
no, don't be in a great hurry to put down that lantern... It seems there's
yet another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a
baby
girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to put down that latern... It seems
there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor. The Redneck
scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the more...