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Wayne Gretzky believes that Las Vegas will have an NHL team within five years. And his wife is willing to put 10 grand on it.

Warren Steed Jeffs, head of the nation's largest polygamist sect and one of the FBI's 10 Most Wanted fugitives, was captured in Nevada late Monday in what began as a routine traffic stop, authorities said today. The Salt Lake Tribune reported this morning that it is likely Jeffs will first be extradited to Arizona, to face the charges against him in that state. The Tribune also reported that Jeffs was traveling in a red Cadillac Escalade with temporary tags when he was stopped.
When asked for a comment Jeff's just grabbed his crotch and yelled "Pimpin! Pimpin!"