Lasagna Jokes

FOODPORN: Pornography for dieters (?) by Frank LaRosa
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Dear Editors,
I read your fine magazine eagerly each month, and one of my
favorite features is the letters you receive from your readers. I
always enjoy hearing about their exploits, but until now I never
thought anything like that could ever happen to me. However all that
changed last Friday night, when I had one of the most incredible
experiences of my life, and felt I just had to write and share it
with everyone.
It was about 10:30 PM and I was sitting in my dorm room going
over some boring math homework that I really didn't feel like doing.
Normally there is plenty to do on Friday nights at my college, but it
was the first day of spring break and the campus was practically
deserted. Since I couldn't afford to go to Florida with my buddies,
I was forced to spend the vacation on campus by myself. I was fully
expecting a more...

Three prisoners were scheduled to be executed. The warden asked them what they wanted to have for their last meal.
"Lasagna," the first replied. The warden served him his lasagna, then escorted him to his execution.
"I'd like lobster," the second prisoner said. The warden served him his lobster, then led him to his execution.
The third prisoner said, "I'd like a big bowl of strawberries, topped with whipped cream."
"Sorry, but strawberries are out of season," the warden said.
"Ah, that's ok. I'll wait!" replied the prisoner.