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Two Pakie's see an advertisement in a window, reading "be white for $10". They both want to become white as they believe they will no longer be subject to racial abuse.
As only one of them has any money, he agrees to try it and if it's good, he'll lend the other Pakie $10. He goes into the shop, while the other waits outside. After an hour or so, the Pakie who went to have his skin changed to white comes out looking really good and white.
The other Pakie then says "wow that really worked, can you lend me $10 so I can be white as well".
His friend turns round and says "fuck off you Pakie" and walks off.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Two Pakie's see an advertisement in a window, reading "be white for $10". They both want to become white as they believe they will no longer be subject to racial abuse. As only one of them has any money, he agrees to try it and if it's good, he'll lend the other Pakie $10. He goes into the shop, while the other waits outside. After an hour or so, the Pakie who went to have is skin changed to white comes out looking really good and white. The other Pakie then says "wow that really worked, can you lend me $10 so I can be white as well". His friend turns round and says "fuck off you Pakie" and walks off.
Two Pakie's see an advertisement in a window, reading "be white for $10". They both want to become white as they believe they will no longer be subject to racial abuse.
As only one of them has any money, he agrees to try it and if it's good, he'll lend the other Pakie $10. He goes into the shop, while the other waits outside. After an hour or so, the Pakie who went to have is skin changed to white comes out looking really good and white.
The other Pakie then says "wow that really worked, can you lend me $10 so I can be white as well".
His friend turns round and says "fuck off you Pakie" and walks off.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.