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A old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar in New York City and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young woman sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, ma'am I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses and mending fences - I guess I am."
After a short while he asked her what she did. She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.
Whats the difference between gtting caught by a speed camera and going down on a woman?
When you go dowwn on a woman u can actually see the cunt behind the bush !!!
Q: How do you know that you are in a real lesbian bar?
A: Not even the pool table has balls.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
there was these two lesbians and they pick up a hitchhiker and everytime they stop at a red light one lesbian would say 1 2 3 4 green light and the hitch hiker would say how to you know that and the lesbian would say lesbians know everything they stopped at a another red ligt and the other lesbain siad 1 2 3 4 green light and the hitch hiker would say how to you know that and the lesbian would say lesbians know everything
whats that thing when you go to someone house and you push it and it makes a ringing sound________
a. doorbell
B.mailbox
C a car
if u pick A
lesbians know everything
I can' think of anyone actually making this up... Before starting a band, you should know that the following names are taken:
[ a ]
Alcoholocaust
Alcoholics Unanimous
Armageddon Dildos
[ b ]
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Band Over
Barbara's Bush
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
The Boxing Ghandis
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Bulimia Banquet
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators
[ c ]
Caltransvestites
Cindy Brady's Lisp
[ d ]
The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
The Dead Sea Squirrels
Dicky Retardo
Drunks With Guns
[ e ]
e. coli
Electric Prostates
Elvis Hitler
[ f ]
Fearless Iranians From Hell
Fields of Shit
'57 Lesbian
The 4-Skins
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
The French are from Hell
Fromage d'Amour
[ g ]
Gefilte Joe and the more...