Lewinski Jokes / Recent Jokes

Seems Ms. Lewinski went to her favorite cleaners the other day. She
said to the owner, "I have another dress for you to clean".
Being hard of hearing, he replied, "Come again?"
"No", Lewinsky said, "Mustard!"

After the holidays are over, Monica Lewinski decides to go to the doctor to have her love handles removed.
When she comes out, her ears are missing!

Three limericks from a Long Island contest where you had to use the words Lewinski and Kaczynski.

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
' Twas' 'Hail to the Chief''
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice of how to be blown.

Monica Lewinski walks into a cleaners carrying her blue dress. After she
dropped it off for it to be cleaned and was about to walk out the door,
the little chinese man behind the counter said, "Come again!"
"No" Monica says, "This time it's mayonaise!"

After the holidays are over, Monica Lewinski decides to go to the doctor to have her love handles removed. When she comes out, her ears are missing!